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creeper929

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Country: United Kingdom
City: Aberdeen
Joined: 4 years ago
Gender: Male
Relationship status: Single
Posted: 5 videos , 3 albums
Age: 34
Sexual orientation: Straight
Favourites: 1900 videos , 175 albums , 3 playlists
About me: ? THE IRON WALL OF EXCLUSIVITY: NO VIDS, NO ADD ? "Abandon hope of entry, all ye who click 'Add Friend' empty-handed!" Let's get one microscopic, crystal-clear atom of truth established: My friend list is not a charity, a community center, or a public tourist attraction. If you are sliding into my requests hoping to unlock my locked vault of cinematic masterpieces while contributing absolute zero to society, prepare to be profoundly disappointed. ? THE UNWRITTEN LAWS OF ENGAGEMENT: Show Me Your Reel First: You want access to the VIP lounge? You better have your own public masterpieces uploaded, verified, and certified grade-A cinema. The "Add" Button Is Not a Toy: Pressing "Add Friend" without an established video portfolio is legally classified as a digital misdemeanor. Do not test me. Zero-Vid Peasantry: If your profile looks like a desolate wasteland of emptiness, my block button is faster than your Wi-Fi. No Free Loaders: I’m not running a shelter for content parasites. You don't bring videos to the potluck? You don't eat at my table. Bring your own footage, earn your keep, or stay firmly on the outside looking in.