«Just to Be Clear, Part Four: This review is in reference to "Bondage Orgasms 241"- we live in an age of reboots and remakes, and this new video of "Bondage Orgasms 241" is an update from an earlier version produced several years ago, the point of which, I believe, is to correct the mistakes of the original, and I am all for it! Certain details from the original have been corrected, and they look great! The two most obvious corrections are the application of the superior headgear restraint, very opulent, and a very efficient improvement on our lovely patient's original arrangement. I just cannot understand why it was not left in place on the patient's head for the duration of the entire shoot. It was very effective, and a very attractive accoutrement. There is no reason why bondage gear cannot be stylish! The second obvious improvement was the implementation of handcuffs on our patient's wrists, as opposed to the clunky and unreliable ropes which were used earlier. Handcuffs are the perfect tool for bondage and control, and no amount of clever rope-work can improve on it. Nevertheless, a very close examination of our patient's wrists reveal that the handcuffs are not really locked onto her very tight, and she could simply slip right out of them, any time she pleases! Now, I am all about the rights and comforts of bondage film actresses, but I also believe that a certain level of technical accuracy is necessary to make these films really work! Snap those cuffs on! As with the patient in the story, the actress involved here signed a contract to deliver a performance, and she is legally bound, both legally and LITERALLY, to deliver that performance! She is not going anywhere anyway until the video's director declares the shoot to be a "wrap"! Snap those cuffs on! Lock her in! If she develops an issue, have the director call "cut!", fix the issue- take two!! Roll 'em!! My only suggestion as to how this video could have been even better would have been to have the doctor notify the police-as her patient asked- and have the police arrive, escorted by the doctor, into the treatment room, to discover the patient fully restrained across the bed, face-up, spread-eagled, legs fully akimbo, headgear/oral restraint fully in place, while she screams through it ( to the best of her ability ) with her hands and feet wiggling to beat the band, her eyes pleading with the constabulary while they carefully study the waiver she signed to permit her physician to treat her condition by any means necessary- including full-on body and oral restraints!! Officer: "I am very sorry, Miss Doe, but all seems to be perfectly in legal order, here- your signature on this waiver gives your physician here full legal rights to administer your therapy to you in whatever manner she deems necessary, by the Hippocratic Oath." ( the patient convulses in panic across the bed!! ) 'Miss Doe': "MMMMMMMMMFFFFF!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMFFFFFF!!!! MMMMMFFFF!!!! MMMMMFFFF!!!! MMMMMMMGGGGGRRRRMMMMM!!!! MMMMMMGGGGGRRRRRMMM!!!! MMMFFF!!!! MMMMMFFFRRRRGRRRRRRMMM!!!!!" ( the officer passes the clipboard back to the doctor ) "Everything seems to be in order, here, Doctor. Please have a nice day, and good luck with your patient." Doctor: "Thank you, Officer, and, please accept my apologies for the inconvenience." Officer: "Not at all, Doctor- that's why we're here. Please call us if there is any other way we can be of service." Doctor: "I'll walk you out, my handsome officer." 'Miss Doe': " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF................................" Maybe for the next reboot, or sequel! »

«Just to Be Clear, Part Three: This review is in reference to "Wonder Woman Defeated!" Wow! I never realized "Wonder Woman" was such a Little Miss Potty-Mouth, with all her 'F'-bombs, etc.- of course, such poor manners are why we have oral restraints, for when lovely damsels become disrespectful of their owners! Of course, this COULD be the "Nubia" version of Wonder Woman from Paradise Island, who occasionally fills in for the genuine article, when said genuine article becomes indisposed, or whatever- ( time of the month-?? ) just as James Rhoades used to pinch-hit for Iron Man, when Shellhead would tie on a good one down at the bar- that would certainly explain Miss Nubia's naughty language! As for the action- well- whoever she is, she certainly has a "wonderful" body- especially those tits, ( which popped out on her, during her delicious struggles ) and those absolutely gorgeous thighs- it does seem that allowing such a magnificent specimen of "Wonder Woman" to be blown to Hades ( the clock IS ticking!! ) in another minute would be an egregious waste of a beautiful woman, so if I were her captor, I would, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, offer our Princess in Bondage the option of A) Terrible death by explosion/building collapse, or B) The not-so-terrible option of rescue/becoming my Wonder-concubine-in-bondage for at least one year, in exchange for her eventual release! In any event, the Golden Lasso CANNOT be broken by any force known to Man, ( or Wonder Women ) so I would say, a year's impressment in sexual bondage beats Death by explosion and burial, even by an Amazon's super-long lifetime, any day of the week! His ( GRACIOUS ) offer, and her response, ( remove the ball, just long enough to collect it! ) should be the opening moments of "Wonder Woman Defeated, Part Two"! As they say on Paradise Island, "HOLA!!!!"»

«Just To Be Clear, Part Two: This review is in reference to "Ebony Mistress"- normally, I don't go for female domination- I believe that men should be men, and women should be servile- but, "Ebony Mistress" really delivers the goods, and is forcing me into a rethink- I don't know who this bitch is, but she is certainly a HOT bitch- it just might be fun, dancing to her little tune- her body is flawless, with her magnificent little titties, and that nice, big ass to ride, with her angry Blitish ahk-scent driving me wild! Her armpits look a little strange, though- what a case of razor-rash!!!! And where is her bitch's pubes???? Did she shave him to enslave him, to add to his humiliation-??!! I would just love to turn the tables on her hot, haughty, beautiful ass, and lock HER down, for a nice little three-hour ride- straight up her beautiful BUM, as her fellow Limeys are given to say! And what a ride that would BE, with her bitching and screaming in that hawt, Blitish ahk-scent, every second of the ride!!! ( actually, I love her so much, so please tell her "Hi" from her gentleman admirer, from across the pond! ) Grade: "A"! Good night, everyone!»