«I would’ve loved seeing the masked man successfully making off with his great grandmother’s treasure along with 3 sexy snoops as a major bonus.

The masked man, having anticipated and taking advantage of the potential for nosy snoops lurking around, brings a van filled with various bondage supplies.

While searching for his great grandmother’s treasure inside her old abandoned mansion, the masked man first encounters Mystery Inc. gang member Daphne Blake, capturing her and stashing her away, bound and gagged, in a secret room. However, she won’t be rescued by Shaggy, Scooby, or any of the other mystery gang members at all. She won’t even attempt to escape on her own either.

Next, the masked man encounters Channel 6 News reporter April O’Neil, of whom he captures and stashes away, bound and gagged, in another secret room. And just like Daphne Blake, April O’Neil won’t be rescued by the TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) or attempt to escape on her own.

Then, the masked man encounters Paula B. Peril, a reporter snoop notorious for causing no end of grief for any criminals she encounters. However, this time she rolls the dice poorly in which once again, just like with Daphne Blake and April O’Neil before her, the masked man inevitably captures and stashes her away in yet another secret room. And no, Paula does not attempt to call the police at all, so there is no worry of any police showing up whatsoever. Also, like Daphne and April, Paula won’t attempt to escape on her own either.

In the end, the masked man eventually finds his great grandmother’s treasure in which he loads into his van, along with loading his 3 prized snoops, leading him to drive off, satisfied with his excellent haul. Case and point, you probably won’t be ever hearing from these 3 sexy snoops ever again. And life will go on like nothing ever happened.»