«Interesting how our girl's silly giggles at the outset eventually disintegrated into mild panic, as she- apparently very slowly- began to realize the severity of her captivity! Towards the end of the shoot, her butt had begun to turn blue- loosen the straps, please, no need to actually hurt the little thing. Now that's she's packaged and secured, it's time for the next stop on her new life-journey- a fat farm!! Baby is pretty, but she needs to work off about sixty pounds before she can be properly processed for marketing! Work that blubber off of her, ( preferably in her present, eh, "straights", ) and hit me back!»